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02-02-2006, 08:42 PM
Why did Ford trucks put heaters in the tailgates of their new trucks?
To keep their hands warm when they are pushing the truck into the shop.
Why are there sidewalks beside most streets and highways?
So Ford owners have a safe palce to walk home.
Just a couple for now
02-03-2006, 12:14 AM
On a quite night you can hear a ford rusting.
All new fords come with a aaa membership.
Friends don't let friends drive fords.
FORD = found on raod dead.
Otis / Trifive:)
02-03-2006, 06:13 PM
How is a golf ball different from a Ford?
you can drive a golf ball 200 yards.
Ashes to ashes, dust to dust
if it wasn't for Fords, our tools would rust.
Buy a Ford and you buy the best. Drive the first mile and walk the rest.
02-13-2006, 05:13 PM
fix or repair daliy, ford are the going thing but to get runing is other thing? :cool: godfather
02-13-2006, 07:11 PM
Ford was the original 4 letter word
Remember the 4 letter words your parents told you to never say.
02-13-2006, 08:34 PM
Yes, I remember that word, I edited it out of godfathers last post... ;)
04-26-2006, 03:10 AM
I read somewhere that 90% of all the ford trucks ever built are still on the road.
What's amazing is that the other 10% actually made it home :D
05-15-2006, 11:27 PM
Behind every good Chevy you will find a ford waiting to be towed.
I also heard now they have a new treatment for ford fever at the betty ford clinic.
06-01-2006, 06:55 PM
10-17-2006, 05:00 AM
For Old Retired Drivers
Fools Only Race Dem
10-17-2006, 08:08 PM
Found On Rubbish Dumps.
As us Aussie Holden lovers say...
F%^&#D On Race Day
I must say this though and don't discriminate against me....
My husband and I bought our first classic car about 6 years ago now and it is a 1966 Hardtop Mustang. Very nice. I am still trying to decide which is my favourite. But now that I have my very own daily driver in the 56 beauville I will err more to the chevy. Just love the 50's look.
10-17-2006, 08:47 PM
FORD---DROF Driver Returns On Foot I told the bosses at work to keep buying them so that I have job security,
10-18-2006, 10:37 AM
Reading these jokes reminded me of our little stunt while stationed in N. Africa many years ago. Had a friend who worked in the motor pool and one night after all the Sargents were back in the barracks we helped him swap the chrome F & D on a few hoods. Pretty soon most of the Ford trucks on base were Dorf's. (You older guys probably remember that being called a dorf was akin to being called a geek today.) :rolleyes:
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