Monday laugh to start the week

[V8PunkRocket]

My wife started this excercise regime a few months back... She's walking 6-8 miles every day.




I figure she's somewhere in Texas now. :(

[55fazzi]

Damn!!!!
I just bought my wife a STATIONARY exercise bike for her birthday! Good one!

Tom

[Sweden]

Nice story.

How do you get your wife to start that journey?:)


:)

Owe

[1957chevy]

Probably be easier if she'd blond to begin with! Then teach her to drive, but not to turn corners!

Reminds me of an old story about the man who took his wife to the doctor to see what was wrong with her. The doctor examined his wife and then said, "I'm not sure what's wrong with your wife, but it's either AIDS or Alzhiemer's"

"Oh gee, what do I do?" the man asked the Doctor.

"Take her out to the country, drop her off by herself," the doctor said.

"Why?" asked the man.

"Well," said the Doctor, "If she finds her way home, you'll know what she has and all I can say is don't sleep with her!"

OR THIS ONE (I know I should start a new thread but this is more fun!)

The doctor examined the wife and said to the husband, "You wife has acute angina." To which the man replied, "I know, that's why I married her!"

[dseale4888]

My blonde wife called me up and asked what to do when the warning light came on saying "check engine oil level".
Dave

[1957chevy]

I remember you telling that story -- very funny! :)

[dokelle]

My wife called and said she was out of gas, I said what do you expect me to do about it? She said nothing I was wondering if it would hurt to run it that way....

[PaPa Mike]

My wife called and said she was out of gas, I said what do you expect me to do about it? She said nothing I was wondering if it would hurt to run it that way....

Gotta be blonde:D :p :eek:

[chevman57]

Man i hope yall`s wives don`t come in and read your posts. You`ll never get another meal or anything else for that matter. haha
Terry

[55delray]

lol good stuff guys