Redneck Don

[Black 55]

When Redneck Don's mower broke and wouldn't run, his wife kept hinting to him
that he should get it fixed. But, somehow Don always had something else to take care
of first, the truck, the boat, fishing - always something more important .

Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point.
When Redneck arrived home one day, he found her seated in the tall grass,
busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors.

He watched silently for a short time and then went into the house.

He was gone only a minute, and when he came out again he handed her a toothbrush.
& said, "When you finish cutting the grass, you might as well sweep the driveway."

The doctors say old Redneck Don will walk again, but will always have a limp &
should eventually quit stuttering!

Moral to this story: Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always
right, and the other is the husband