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Old 02-02-2006, 08:42 PM   #1
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Why did Ford trucks put heaters in the tailgates of their new trucks?

To keep their hands warm when they are pushing the truck into the shop.


Why are there sidewalks beside most streets and highways?

So Ford owners have a safe palce to walk home.


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On a quite night you can hear a ford rusting.

All new fords come with a aaa membership.

Friends don't let friends drive fords.

FORD = found on raod dead.

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How is a golf ball different from a Ford?

you can drive a golf ball 200 yards.

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust
if it wasn't for Fords, our tools would rust.

Buy a Ford and you buy the best. Drive the first mile and walk the rest.
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Talking fords
fix or repair daliy, ford are the going thing but to get runing is other thing? godfather
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Ford was the original 4 letter word

Remember the 4 letter words your parents told you to never say.

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Yes, I remember that word, I edited it out of godfathers last post...
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I read somewhere that 90% of all the ford trucks ever built are still on the road.
What's amazing is that the other 10% actually made it home
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Behind every good Chevy you will find a ford waiting to be towed.

I also heard now they have a new treatment for ford fever at the betty ford clinic.

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