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Old 09-17-2007, 09:21 AM   #1
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Forget Rednecks, here is what Jeff Foxworthy has to say about folks from Texas ..


If someone in a Lowe's store offers you assistance and they don't work there, you may live in Texas.

If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you may live in Texas .

If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you may live in Texas .

If "Vacation" means going anywhere south of Dallas for the weekend, you may live in Texas .

If you measure distance in hours, you may live in Texas

If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you may live in Texas .

If you install security lights on your house and garage, but leave both unlocked, you may live in Texas

If you carry jumper cables in your car and your wife knows how to use them, you may live in Texas .

If the speed limit on the highway is 55 mph -- you're going 80 and everybody s passing you, you may live in Texas .

If you find 60 degrees "a little chilly", you may live in Texas .

If you actually understand these jokes, and forward them to all your Texas friends & others, you definitely live in Texas .
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