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Wish I had a shirt with some of these printed on it for my next flight.....:sign0020:

"Can't see London, Can't see France, Unless we see your underpants"

"Grope discounts available"

"If we did our job any better we'd have to buy you dinner first"

"Only we know if Lady Gaga is really a lady"

"Don't worry, my hands are still warm from the last guy"

"Wanna Fly? Drop your fly"

"We've handled more balls than Barney Frank"

"We are now free to move about in your pants"

"We rub you the wrong way so you can be on your way"

"It's not a grope, it's a freedom pat"

"When it doubt, we make you whip it out"

"TSA: touchin', squeezin', arrestin'."

"You WERE a virgin"

"We handle more packages than the USPS"
 

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LOVE the sentiment of these shirts! I gather the new TSA enhanced pat downs and x-rays bother you as much as they do me. I hope these feelings catch on so we can put an end to this foolishness and start profiling like the rest of the world! It isn't 17 year old red headed Irish girls from Topeka that are blowing up planes....HELLOOOOO???

Don
 

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Let's not start that again! :)

Like I said before, if a fox is raiding you henhouse you don't go lookin' for squirrels.

That's all I have to say about that. He He!! :D

I'll let you know what I think about the new TSA procedures. I think I'll just go through the scanner.....maybe with an oversized fake member stuffed into my pantleg to surprise the "lookers". But then they'll think it's a "bomb". LOL!
 

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Those are great. :sign0020: wish I hatd thought of those.
I agree. Profiling works. Let's stop these unlawful search and seizures.
 

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Wish I had a shirt with some of these printed on it for my next flight.....:sign0020:

"Can't see London, Can't see France, Unless we see your underpants"

"Grope discounts available"

"If we did our job any better we'd have to buy you dinner first"

"Only we know if Lady Gaga is really a lady"

"Don't worry, my hands are still warm from the last guy"

"Wanna Fly? Drop your fly"

"We've handled more balls than Barney Frank"

"We are now free to move about in your pants"

"We rub you the wrong way so you can be on your way"

"It's not a grope, it's a freedom pat"

"When it doubt, we make you whip it out"

"TSA: touchin', squeezin', arrestin'."

"You WERE a virgin"

"We handle more packages than the USPS"
Those are all good ones. I like the "you WERE a virgin" the best
 
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