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Having already downed a few power drinks, she turned around, faced him, looked him straight in the eye and said, 'Listen up, Buddy. I'll _____ anybody, any time, anywhere, your place, my place, in the car, front door, back door, on the ground, standing up, sitting down, naked or with clothes on, dirty, clean . . . it doesn't matter to me. I've been doing it ever since I got out of college and I just love it.'

Eyes now wide with interest, he responded, ''No kidding. I'm a lawyer, too. What firm are you with?'

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After my divorce, I saw my ex wearing a t-shirt saying, "The only Good Lawyer is a Dead Lawyer." I guess the lawyer had gone through her share of the proceeds.:sign0020:
 

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My oldest daughter is an attorney. No problem guys; i don't take it personal. Did ya'll ever notice that noboby likes lawyers until they need one; then they are best of friends. Just human nature, I guess......Bill
 

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Lawyer Jokes

I try not to tell any Lawyer jokes because Lawyers don't think they're funny and nobody else believes they're jokes!:) JIM.
 

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My oldest daughter is an attorney. No problem guys; i don't take it personal. Did ya'll ever notice that noboby likes lawyers until they need one; then they are best of friends. Just human nature, I guess......Bill
I guess it's human nature to be hypocritical too for some people....Bill
 

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The last time that I was in my home state of New Hampshire,it was so cold that I saw a lawyer with his hands in his own pockets.:sign0020:
 

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funny! :five:
 

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Having dealt with lawyers in my career, I can tell you that it's almost impossible to find a flat out honest one. So yeah, I think that joke is pretty much right on.
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